Ask Professor Gludlum
Submitted by Ian on Tue, 07/24/2018 - 10:40
Dear Professor Gludlum,
I’m about to go to college–quite a shock for me, as you can imagine. I’m finding myself very, vastly, frighteningly, incredibly unprepared for this life-changing experience. Can you perhaps give me some advice on how to prep myself? (It is especially difficult for me to decide what to pack.)
Submitted by Ian on Tue, 07/24/2018 - 08:53
My question: why do superheroes seek another identity to fight evil? Does this mean that maintaining an identity of constant prey is needed or required?
Dear Anonymous Reader,
Superheroes, huh? I have always been against that word. Why is it the one putting in the time scheming to hurt those around him always the bad guy? Don’t I deserve to be called a hero? Without me, the local fire department would be completely useless. Do I ever get a thank you? No.
Submitted by Ian on Tue, 07/24/2018 - 08:51
dear professor glutton,
im starting a fellowship under my wife and am wondering how you would handle the situation. im more then a little nervous about there being friction.
Submitted by Ian on Tue, 07/24/2018 - 08:49
I fear I am becoming too negative as of late. In my hometown, they have this classic car event and they all gather on the streets and ride back and forward. I work nearby and must get through to make it in time to my job. It continually makes me late and I am getting quite upset with the whole situation. How can I cope with my growing hatred of classic cars?
Dear Faithful Reader,
Submitted by Ian on Tue, 07/24/2018 - 08:47
I have a midterm coming up and I have a slight problem…I won’t pass. The reason, I‘ve cheated on the last few exams and the person I’ve cheated off of has dropped the class. What do I do?
Dear Pup. (as in pupil but I shortened it…like you did with prof… ah forget it it… no one gets me…),
Submitted by Ian on Tue, 07/24/2018 - 08:45
Submitted by Ian on Tue, 07/24/2018 - 08:43
What advice do you have for an aspiring super villain?
Dear Mr. (or Mrs. or Ms. if you are one of those old unmarried women) Sycamore,
First off, calling me Dr. G makes me sound like I, too am straight outta – insert hometown here. It’s Professor Gludlum or if I know you really, really well, you may even survive calling me Beezlebub. Old college nickname. Long story. If I don’t know you very well, your odds do not look good. Go ahead. Pull the lever.
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